You'll Rue the Day You Crossed Me, Trebek!

Porter - with wary eyes and a nervous chuckle - attempts to interest his temperamental cousin Carll in a nice game of Share the Toy.


Things go from bad to worse as Carll ignores Rule #1, which is, of course, "Please refrain from ingesting portions of your opponent's face."



Finally, Porter assumes the time-tested "Roadkill Tortoise" defensive position in an attempt to staunch the Orange Onslaught. Undeterred by this clever ruse, Carll goes in for the kill . . .


Carll may have won the battle, but . . . he may want to watch his back next time he finds himself alone in a dark alley: