Rise and Take the Lab for a Walk, or Else

Porter is ready to get up, and he let us know that we could do this the easy way, or the hard way.

Easy way = fall for the "My heart is breaking with every extra moment you spend not taking me for a walk" eyes.


The hard way = he gahms our toes with the smallest of bites, as though he's eating an ear of corn, until we get up. It is so hysterical that this usually does the trick, though we do try not to negotiate with him when he uses such dirty methods.